“Happy Santa Embryo”
Ok, so this will either brighten your day and make you giggle, or it will make you a little queesy. I can’t decide yet what side of the fence I’m on.
This is an actual embryo ornament sold here on etsy. It can be yours for only $6.50! Here is part of the actual description,
“This little embryo is waiting for Santa with his Santa hat and candy cane.
He glows a little because I mixed glow in the dark clay with the flesh color.”
I mean, who wouldn’t want a glowing embryo hanging on their tree!
Update! The Happy Santa Embryo is now offically SOLD OUT!
Unbelievable!
Canine Christmas
This is in honor of all the pet-lovers out there. Everytime I read this poem it really makes me smile!
Christmas Dog
By: Shel Silverstein
And here it is Christmas Eve..
The children are sleeping’ all cozy upstairs,
While I’m guarding’ the stockin’s and tree..
Could it be a cat or a mouse?
Who’s this down the chimney?
A thief with a beard-
And a big sack for robbin’ the house?
I’m barkin’, I’m growlin’, I’m bitin’ his butt..
He howls and jumps back in his sleigh..
I scare his strange horses, they leap in the air..
I’ve frightened the whole bunch away..
Now the house is all peaceful and quiet again,
The stockin’s are safe as can be..
Won’t the kiddies be glad when they wake up tomorrow
And see how I’ve guarded the tree.
Happy Holidays!